bitteraftertaste: (but the spies hide out in every corner)
Vesper Lynd ([personal profile] bitteraftertaste) wrote2013-08-10 01:53 am

fourteen ♥ spam/video


[Spam for Bond, backdated to the start of the flood]

[The unfortunate part of floods like these when you're in a relationship with someone on the Barge is that you're very likely to wake up next to someone you've never seen before, and have no idea who they are and how you got there.

This is generally made even more horrifying when you're a very unhappy teenager on the best of days, and waking up with an unfamiliar teenage boy spooning you is definitely a good way to ignite all sorts of latent intimacy and commitment issues that only vaguely have to do with the extremely unlikely chance that she lost control of herself long enough to wind up in this sort of situation. That kind of thing definitely does not happen to Vesper Lynd.

Fortunately (?) Vesper is still asleep for the time being, and blissfully unaware that anything's amiss. Of course, that really means it's just a matter of time before the shit hits the fan and she realizes what the hell is actually going on here.]


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[Vesper addresses the Barge a little while later, once she's had more opportunity to encounter her ex-roommate James' behavior. She looks like she's about fifteen, but she sits so her back is ramrod straight, her shoulders squared and head held high, making it more or less unmistakeable that this girl is confident and self assured and not in the mood to take anyone's bullshit, even if they're an adult and she is - technically - a child.

Really, this is just a carefully constructed mask, but no one needs to know that. Obviously.]


Is there anyone whose supposed to be assuming responsibility for James Bond? [This is being said in a way that suggests she thinks you are doing a terrible job of it, whoever you are.]

tactical_alert: (might as well be speaking Klingon)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, the name James Bond certainly pings him. And also anyone talking about ~*responsibility*~, let's be honest.]

I don't think anyone is really responsible for much of anyone else at the current moment. Is there a problem? Beyond the apparent, that is.
terribleshield: (because you're a hard soul to save)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
It sounded as though some adults were taking responsibility for specific children.
tactical_alert: (appreciating Vulcan logic)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 06:35 am (UTC)(link)
Concern for those they care about, and general care about the wellbeing of children, possibly.
terribleshield: (tore my yellow dress and)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
And he doesn't have that? Someone who cares.

[She doesn't sound like she feels sorry for him, more like she's just clarifying for information.]
tactical_alert: (cause for pause)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure someone must. The situation is currently...different than what I assume is the norm. I apologize I can't give you much information, as I'm only a recent arrival.

Does someone need to corral him?

And what about you? Are you...well? Need somewhere to go? [Because she hasn't said a thing about herself yet.]
jumpeduplittleshit: (Ye merry souls farewell.)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow you know what this particular fifteen-year-old thinks, he thinks fuck the both of you.]

No. Someone doesn't need to corral him.
tactical_alert: (hmm?)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[You know what's interesting, this whole listening to these two bicker. Very interesting.]

You wouldn't happen to be siblings, would you? Or childhood sweethearts, perhaps?
terribleshield: (and my lover on my mind)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
God no. I'd never met him before we woke up here.
tactical_alert: (I'm waiting for an explanation)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Because you two argue like you could be either one. [Because saying 'old married couple' would be kind of weird.] Perhaps it would be better to stay out of each other's way until this is resolved.
terribleshield: (ever since I was a child)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm making every effort to.
tactical_alert: (appreciating Vulcan logic)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
May I ask where you are presently? I could at least try to keep him out of your hair. Or the hair of anyone else you're afraid he might be a bother to. Find something a touch more productive to do.
terribleshield: (tore my yellow dress and)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. [She doesn't feel like she needs protection or anything, and she's prickly enough to not want a baby sitter.]

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jumpeduplittleshit: (And the old earth must die.)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 05:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd be surprised if this girl has ever had a sweetheart in her life.

And don't talk about me like I'm some kind of animal, she's the crazy one, here.
terribleshield: (and my lover on my mind)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not the one who makes a sport of upsetting people.
jumpeduplittleshit: (For even and morn ye will never see)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
If it was a sport, darling, I'd be keeping score. And upsetting you would be like a gold prize.
terribleshield: (because you're a hard soul to save)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Is there a reason you're such a miserable human being?

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tactical_alert: (oh good lord HERE we go...)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Children, he will come find you and confiscate your comms and send you to different rooms. :|]

Nevertheless, the two of you have certainly gotten off on the wrong foot, and perhaps you shouldn't keep antagonizing each other.
jumpeduplittleshit: (The eyeballs fixing.)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well that'll be better than sharing a room again.]

She's the one who brought me up, why don't you bitch at her?
tactical_alert: (appreciating Vulcan logic)

[personal profile] tactical_alert 2013-08-10 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Because she seems to be concerned about your actions on the ship. Would you care to convince me otherwise?

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terribleshield: (and my lover on my mind)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. And he does need to be corralled.
jumpeduplittleshit: (And the old earth must die.)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Look, you uptight bitch, I am not your business.
terribleshield: (because you're a hard soul to save)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Watch your language.
jumpeduplittleshit: And the blue wave beat the shore; (So let the warm winds range)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Grow up. Do you have a swear jar, too?
terribleshield: (and my lover on my mind)

[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe I should institute one for boys who think it's good fun to make little girls cry.
jumpeduplittleshit: (And the old earth must die.)

[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't make her - I didn't mean - she was the moron sitting in the middle of the hall. I was doing her a favor! [Watch him sputter and get defensive.]

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