bitteraftertaste: (but the spies hide out in every corner)
Vesper Lynd ([personal profile] bitteraftertaste) wrote2013-08-10 01:53 am

fourteen ♥ spam/video


[Spam for Bond, backdated to the start of the flood]

[The unfortunate part of floods like these when you're in a relationship with someone on the Barge is that you're very likely to wake up next to someone you've never seen before, and have no idea who they are and how you got there.

This is generally made even more horrifying when you're a very unhappy teenager on the best of days, and waking up with an unfamiliar teenage boy spooning you is definitely a good way to ignite all sorts of latent intimacy and commitment issues that only vaguely have to do with the extremely unlikely chance that she lost control of herself long enough to wind up in this sort of situation. That kind of thing definitely does not happen to Vesper Lynd.

Fortunately (?) Vesper is still asleep for the time being, and blissfully unaware that anything's amiss. Of course, that really means it's just a matter of time before the shit hits the fan and she realizes what the hell is actually going on here.]


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[Vesper addresses the Barge a little while later, once she's had more opportunity to encounter her ex-roommate James' behavior. She looks like she's about fifteen, but she sits so her back is ramrod straight, her shoulders squared and head held high, making it more or less unmistakeable that this girl is confident and self assured and not in the mood to take anyone's bullshit, even if they're an adult and she is - technically - a child.

Really, this is just a carefully constructed mask, but no one needs to know that. Obviously.]


Is there anyone whose supposed to be assuming responsibility for James Bond? [This is being said in a way that suggests she thinks you are doing a terrible job of it, whoever you are.]

terribleshield: (because you're a hard soul to save)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[She scowls immediately, and smacks him with a pillow, hard.] Pervert. Put a shirt on, for god's sake.
jumpeduplittleshit: And the blue wave beat the shore; (So let the warm winds range)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[He throws up his arm to protect himself, grabs and tries to yank it away from her.]

How am I a pervert? You were laying right next to me, you know!
terribleshield: (and my lover on my mind)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[She is very stubbornly refusing to let it go, although maintaining a hold on that and the blanket is proving to be difficult.] I did not ask to be here, thank you very much. I'm not the sort of person who enjoys waking up next to perfect strangers.
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jumpeduplittleshit: And the blue wave beat the shore; (So let the warm winds range)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Neither did I! And I'm not the sort of person who enjoys waking up next to frigid virgins. [So there, huff. He lets the pillow go, half hoping she'll knock herself in the face with it.]

terribleshield: (ever since I was a child)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[It does, and she lets out a frustrated huff when she drop it, still scowling at him.] Is that supposed to be an insult?
jumpeduplittleshit: (For all things must die.)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[And he just grins like the little shit he is.]

Just a fact.

[And he's getting out of bed before she can smack him again, and stretching, look at him, no shirt, doesn't he look good. But he will start rummaging about for clothes.]

Hey - you know what this place is, right? [Because it strikes him quite suddenly that he knows - the Barge, wardens, inmates, all that shit - though he's not sure how.]
terribleshield: (I'll get around it)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[She pointedly does not look at him, but does glance up when he asks, because she actually sort of feels like she does. And she has a horrible sinking feeling that says she's here because of him, and she doesn't know how to feel about that. She wraps the blanket a little tighter around herself and frowns at him, trying to mask the sudden worry.]

I don't know, I think I might. [It's called the Barge. She doesn't know how she knows that.]
jumpeduplittleshit: (As all men know long ago.)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-10 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The Barge. Right? [He goes to the closet, opens it up and makes a face when he sees mostly suits. No thank you. But when he turns, he sees some clothes on a chair, and goes to investigate. It's all neatly folded, but they're girl's things. So he tosses them to her on the bed.]

Think these are yours.

[And on another chair, things for him. At least he's tugging on a shirt.]
terribleshield: (let the morning come)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-10 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I think so. [Strange, that they both know it.

She doesn't move to take them for a long moment - she's not even sure they're going to fit her - but she does eventually put down the blanket and reach for the shirt and trousers. They look neat and something she thinks she might have purchased, but she's certainly not going to change out of her nightgown until this boy - James - is out of sight. Probably on the other side of a securely locked door.]
Why are our clothes in the same room?
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jumpeduplittleshit: Kevin Schmidt (Hark! death is calling)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[James, on the other hand, is pretty unconcerned. He just checks to make sure he's wearing boxers before tugging off sleep pants and pulling on jeans, utterly unashamed and more than a little okay with her looking, anyway. She's hot; a complete bitch, but she's gorgeous.

He shrugs when he's dressed, and turns to fake her.]


Dunno. [He hears his accent now, and clears his throat like he can clear it away. It works.] Maybe they're short on rooms around here.
terribleshield: (ever since I was a child)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-11 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe. [She doesn't sound sure, or entirely convinced, but she's really just feeling confused and overwhelmed and sort of nervous, and all that is making her even more tight lipped and irritable than usual.

After another long moment of hesitation, she gets up, gathering the clothes and hugging them protectively to her chest. It makes her look nervous, except for the fact that her expression and posture are serious and potentially even almost aggressive.]


I'm going to find some where to change. If you come look, I'll scream loud enough the whole ship will hear.
jumpeduplittleshit: And the blue wave beat the shore; (So let the warm winds range)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He just laughs at that, shaking his head.]

Please, do I look like I need to resort to peeping? I think there's a bathroom through there. [He gestures toward it, but he's already turning out to what looks like a wet bar.]
terribleshield: (ever since I was a child)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-11 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Vesper eyes him warily a moment longer, but she does go to explore the other room and finds the bathroom. She comes out a few minutes later, and while the clothes don't fit her properly, she still looks very much like she does as an adult. Her hair is pulled back from her face in a neat bun, and she's got her button down shirt tied to help for her figure better, and she thinks she does look pretty put together, all things considered.

She gives James an incredulous look when she returns, even though he's likely to give her one in return, considering she's holding a very content looking black and white cat in her arms.]


What are you doing?
jumpeduplittleshit: (Ice with the warm blood mixing;)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[He only notices she's back when she speaks, because he's found what looks like a really old bottle of Scotch, and he's standing up with it, unscrewing the cap.

And definitely giving her a look.]


Where'd you get a cat?
terribleshield: (because you're a hard soul to save)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-11 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
He was in the other room. [And it's probably pathetic, how she already feels better just from holding a cat. She does miss Ursula though.]

You're not seriously planning on drinking that are you?
jumpeduplittleshit: Kevin Schmidt (Hark! death is calling)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He continues to look at her like she's really crazy, but he shrugs, and turns to grab a rocks glass from the bar. Yeah, he's pouring a finger.]

Why not? It's here.
terribleshield: (and my lover on my mind)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-11 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Because you're going to make yourself sick. [Obviously.]
jumpeduplittleshit: (The old earth had a birth)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[He snorts, and fuck you Vesper, he is downing that shot.

And it totally burns but he is swallowing and not making a face.]
terribleshield: (to undo what has been done)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
[She rolls her eyes and keeps petting the cat, who looks perfectly happy with his new old friend.]

It's your funeral.
jumpeduplittleshit: And the blue wave beat the shore; (So let the warm winds range)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Please, drinking doesn't kill you.
jumpeduplittleshit: And the blue wave beat the shore; (So let the warm winds range)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Emphasis on can. Do I look dead to you?
jumpeduplittleshit: And the blue wave beat the shore; (So let the warm winds range)

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[personal profile] jumpeduplittleshit 2013-08-11 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well don't hold your breath. [He's not taking another drink, though - he wants to explore. Running his hands through his hair and straightening his shirt, he looks to the door.]

I'm gonna go look around. No need freak and call me a pervert again, all right?
terribleshield: (because you're a hard soul to save)

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[personal profile] terribleshield 2013-08-11 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[She's not exactly sorry to see him go, which is probably obnoxious of her, but she can't bring herself to care too much.]

Just stay out of my bed. There's one in the room next door, and I'll be more than happy to take it if it means not having to wake up next to a stranger again.

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